Pineapples have nothing to do with pine trees, and they are very dissimilar to apples!
We get it. Pineapples are so much more than just an inaccurate appellation!
So what makes a pineapple a pineapple? Perhaps it's their spiky exterior! Or their wonderfully sweet and loving fruit center! Or some combination thereof!
Let's get to know our friendly neighborhood Pineapple a little better!
For example, did you know that Pineapples love hang gliding and spelunking?!
Many of them are celebrated cobblers and watchmakers! When they're not taking their private jets to go BASE jumping into an active volcano, they're trying their hand at amateur rocketry or other fringe-science!
So give a Pineapple a hug! Befriending a Pineapple will (probably) lead to wildly extravagant and over-the-top adventures! That are neither pine, nor apple-based! 15 squishy inches of 'TOTALLY EXTREME.' All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only! squish_pineapple