Don't pick up the phone! You're going to want to send this message straight to voicemail. If no news is good news, then this is the news you don't want to get. I mean, you're going to get it at some point, but not right now. Sorry, Reaper, leave message at the tone.
Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different. Squishable Alter Egos are all the Squishables that might have been (and almost certainly still are...somewhere). Released in collectors' sets of 5, each one is Snacker-sized, with a base of beans and our special soft fur. Because some things are universal.
Specs: 8.5(w) x 5(d) x 6(h) inches. Polyester fiber, polyethylene pellets, ages 0 and up!
