Jeez that's cold. As cold as my ex who made fun of puppies at the shelter over the holidays. Colder than my other ex who refused to share their Christmas cookies. Even colder than that one ex that made cutting remarks about my eggnog habit. I think what I'm saying is I need to date warmer people.
Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different. Squishable Alter Egos are all the Squishables that might have been (and almost certainly still are...somewhere). Released in collectors' sets of 5, each one is Snacker-sized, with a base of beans and our special soft fur. Because some things are universal.
6(w) x 6(d) x 7.5(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!