Don't be sad little rhino! Just because you're going through life with the pointiest of nasal appendages doesn't mean you aren't a smooth dude! I mean, plastic surgeons do pretty well churning out noses that sharp! And hey, despite your handy hook, you're still pretty good at...hmm, boxing? Would a hook punch joke be much too literal? Probably, but too late, I made it anyway!
7 squishy inches of rhino who knows his nose is wonderful! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!