Did you ever wonder why bananas are curved, instead of straight like a carrot or round like an orange?
Some say it's because it's easier for pretending to use as a phone.
Others believe it's nature's comma, but that's just because people are weird sometimes and say things that make no sense.
Plush toy description-writers, especially.
Scientists have another explanation, one backed by science.
Bananas grow upside down and they bend toward the sun!
This tropical treat did not bend for the good of humanity, but for it's own self interest! Which is a lesson for all of you people-pleasers: you're nobody's comma!
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