Shrimp Sushi breaks all the rules! For one thing, it's not raw! For another, it's technically not even a fish! Yet those aren't the only subversive facts about this delectable tidbit.
For example, did you know that he once secretly rearranged all the books in his local library in spine color order?
Everyone thought it was crazy until someone strolled through the door asking for "a good beach read in cerulean."
Who's pointlessly random now, Dewey Decimal System?
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