Chocolate milk comes from cows! OR DOES IT? Did you know that chocolate milk can be squirted out of goats, sheep, soybeans, and rice (if you squeeze it really hard)?!
Some studies say those may even better than the bovine version! Some studies say that's not a thing!
Regardless of which side of the debate you drink your milk on, the Micro Chocolate Milk will hang by you no matter what.