When life gives you lemons, do whatever the flippin' heck you want!
After all, lemonade isn't everyone's cup of tea (in fact, many people prefer the cup of tea!).
There are any number of citrus-based uses for that big yellow oblong fruit thing life just gave you.
Make lemon poppyseed muffins! Pickle them for chutney!
Peel them for an artful garnish! There are lots of places to use an unexpected lemon!
Until now, those places did not include "Under your head while you nap on the futon" or "behind your neck while you're deep into a book!" That's because life gave us a variety of textile products.
So we made a Lemon! 15 squishy inches of not lemonade! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!