Have you ever had an ear of corn?
No, of course not, that would be weird - your two ears are made out of human, not vegetable matter.
Let's hear it for terrible puns! This Mini Corn is quite a good listener himself - in fact he's?all?ears! Abounding with kernels of fluff, he wants you to tell him all about it.
Possibly while lounging in a grocery bag, and binge watching the next season of?Orange is the New Blackberries?- the hottest produce drama ever?produced. Alright I'm done.?
7 squishy inches of a-maize-ing listener! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!?
